((I’m, glad you enjoyed the Twilight reference.  I really do like these kind of magical situations, and I was considering just going along with it since your request was reasonable.  In the end, I only decided against it because I knew I would have to lay down some ground rules eventually and I figured it would be better now than later.  Thank you for your earlier post and for letting me know there’s no hard feelings.  You’re a good sport and I hope that you continue sendig in messages/asks/requests/magic/etc. in the future. :D  Much love!))

Are you afraid?

((Also, would like to note that I don’t really follow anon magic rules. It’s perfectly fine if you’d like to poof Mewtwo into something different for a post, but I don’t do it for multiple posts or time limits or any of that. It can be good fun but I’ve seen a lot of blogs suffer because too many anon!wizards start to abuse their power. Not that there’s anything wrong with this request in particular, I’m just laying down the ground rules.

tldr: anon magic is limited to its own post.))

I… I think I need an adult.

…And why is everything pink?!

Did you do this, Mew?!

Seriously, thank you. It’s kind humans like you that helped me to realize there is goodness within humanity, even if there are some bad people out there.

…I don’t really know how to deal with girls.

But in all seriousness, while I was made from Mew, the Mew I know is in no way my biological parent. The Mew DNA used to create me came from a fossil, a pokémon long dead.

I’m glad this issue has been cleared up, though it’s disturbing that this “Bulbapedia” has so much information on me. Are they working with Team Rocket? It seems I have some research to do.

And, Mew, stop putting hand towels there!

…No, I don’t care if you think it’s cute. Stop that.

…Fine.

Just don’t tell anyone. I’ve got a reputation to uphold.

Mew, on the other hand, is convinced that it’s a handle bar.

…It isn’t.